1. I just had my haircut earlier this morning. One of the employees at the place where I had my haircut was asking where I work. I said somewhere out there. And she made an assumption of where I work. I was insulted. But she was correct with her assumption.
2. There are only two things I can think of that I can put into my fridge if I have one. Eggs and Yakults.
3. I have four minutes left before I should start meditating for forty minutes. This should be nonnegotiable. But I also want to be able to write at least 300 words, which is impossible. I should not have slept for an additional twenty minutes when I woke up.