30 Jan 2017

1. When I am conscious and aware about an aspect of myself, I don’t need anyone to point it out to me. What if I walk up to people and tell them that they are the type of people who care too much what other people think of them? What if I tell them that they are incompetent, fat/anorexic, pseudo-intelligent, pseudo-wise, and pseudo-actualized?

2. When I was still working at Convergys, one of my coworkers, who has the same hiring date as me, didn’t want me to sit beside her on our first day of real work. She wants someone not extraordinary. She wants someone who already has a lot of experience in this industry just like her to sit beside her. She doesn’t want an eccentric newbie who might ask a lot of questions. This woman was in her mid 30s or early 40s who has three or four kids already. She’s not even a Mom I’d Like to Fuck (MILF).

A couple of weeks before I was to resign from Convergys, she wanted me to treat her to a McDonald’s ice cream because she had observed that I was getting a lot of money because of my performance at work. When the day finally came for me to treat her to McDonald’s, she wanted me to buy her a McDonald’s a la carte fries instead. There are three sizes: regular, medium, and large. She wanted large. I gave in.

In retrospect, this person who doesn’t want to do anything with me, because I was and still am a creep and a weirdo, was a motherfucking, gold digging bitch.

I’ve been wanting to write about this for a little over a year now. Finally. Wordgasm.

3. I’ve implemented KeyCDN earlier this morning here at BernardGo.com. I feel like there’s still a lot of changes I need to make to ensure that all components of my website that can be served through KeyCDN’s SSD-optimized edge servers are working properly.

KeyCDN logo

My origin server is still at SoftLayer’s data center in Singapore.

But some of the essential building blocks of my website are now served through data centers located at these points of presence:

  1. Atlanta, USA
  2. Chicago, USA
  3. Dallas, USA
  4. Mexico City, Mexico
  5. Miami, USA
  6. Montreal, Canada
  7. Los Angeles, USA
  8. San Jose, USA
  9. São Paulo, Brazil
  10. Seattle, USA
  11. Washington D.C., USA
  12. Amsterdam, Netherlands
  13. Frankfurt, Germany
  14. Istanbul, Turkey
  15. London, UK
  16. Milano, Italy
  17. Moscow, Russia
  18. Paris, France
  19. Stockholm, Sweden
  20. Valencia, Spain
  21. Zurich, Switzerland
  22. Hong Kong, China
  23. Sydney, Australia
  24. Singapore
  25. Tokyo, Japan

In the future I will also have points of presence at these geographical locations:

  1. Denver, USA
  2. Warsaw, Poland
  3. Cape Town, South Africa
  4. Dubai, UAE
  5. Bangalore, India
  6. Seoul, South Korea

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